This is for all my camera whores. Hopefully this makes you better camera whores ;)
(via touchofabutterfly)
I want to be kissed like this, with it pause like that.
(via giantslive)
giantslive asked: i'll give you the hardest, roughest and best sex of your life.
Oh my. Kinda hard to say no to that ;)
chasingdevils asked: Why the hell are they showing leaked photos of the highway cannibalism over the weekend ? A crazy nude man ate jumped onto a highway and ate a man's face in daylight.
They are actually showing photos? That’s disgusting. Personally I think everyone is sick and thoroughly enjoying the possibility of a “Zombie” outbreak. When in reality some poor man got is face fucking half eaten. That poor man.
Fatal Frame 2: You take pictures of ghosts. Also twins and butterflies.persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
Half Life
You’re a mute scientist that never does any science
I use Zelda too much so
Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.
Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.
Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night
Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.
Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.
baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along
final fantasy xiii: in which six idiots get matching terrorist tattoos and spend half the game trying to figure out what that even means
Assassin’s Creed 2: Run across a city while people throw rocks at you and then run back again. Also waste several minutes trying to climb buildings when there are ladders on the other side of the building. Get attacked by beggars.
Killer7: You put odd shaped objects in odd shaped slots all while avoiding invisible suicide bombers just to kill one guy.
Morrowind: you get woken up by a stranger on a shitty boat and then spend the next 60 hours wandering the countryside getting diseases and getting attacked by birds
shadow of the colossus: you run around in a field
phoenix wright: you are a lawyer
crusader kings 2: you send gifts to people and get married
Sims : you get put in a room with no doors, you have a window you can’t climb out of and you piss yourself while the stoves on fire burning down the house.
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
